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Chemical Composition of Chaos: A Periodic Table of Personality
$ 308.25
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This darkly humorous image reimagines the periodic table as a twisted self-portrait, blending science with sinister wit. Key elements like **SULFUR (16)**, **ARSON (18, a play on Argon)**, **CALCUM (20, a misspelled Calcium)**, and **SAMARUM (62)** are labeled as *"The central element of my personality."* The design cleverly subverts chemistry into a manifesto of mischief, suggesting volatility, rebellion, and a dash of pyromania.