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Touch My Coffee and Disappear – Mug with a Warning
$ 130.64
11oz | 15oz | |
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Height, in | 3.78 | 4.76 |
Diameter, in | 3.23 | 3.39 |
Not all threats are idle—especially before caffeine. This mug packs a hilarious punch with the bold phrase: “Touch my coffee, I’ll slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.” Perfect for fiercely protective coffee lovers with a sharp sense of humor, it’s both a morning statement piece and a beverage security system. Available in 11oz and 15oz, because some warnings need to be loud and clear.